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KeppingAPromise
Welcome to the Pub!

“Welcome to the HFY Irish Pub. If you are here then you may want a good Pint, or maybe some fresh cooked food. Maybe you are hear for good company? Nah, it must be for the booze.

I wish to welcome you to the Pub, take a seat and order a pint or twenty. We are all friends here. Don’t worry about paying a tab, every drink you order we use advanced technology to take the money straight from your account. No worries about bringing your wallet and getting it stolen or left behind!

Any kind of drink you can think of is served here at the Pub, and even some you have not yet thought of! A dazzling array of custom mix drinks also graces our menu.

Feeling Peckish after a long voyage through space? Well we got you covered there as well. A world renowned chef graces our kitchen and can cook you up anything to perfection!”

As owner of the Pub I just want to say a few words on what I would like to see this section of the site evolve into. I guess this is going to be a section to post many a discussion of your favorite Liquors and Foods. Maybe even a few drunk posts. Beyond that, I will imagine this will be a little Role Playing section, mostly for the characters in favorite, or upcoming stories. Who doesn’t want to flesh out their character with a little bit of Drunken shenanigans!

I expect the same guidelines that govern the rest of the community to apply here.

Max_Findale
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Yo!

Barkeep! A Triple Max, if you please!

/giggles

KeppingAPromise
This one is on the house Boyo

This one is on the house Boyo! Don’t get two used to this.

/me Pours a large glass of Triple Max

MeteorFinn
Indestructable, if you please!

[Indestructable: 1 shot of gin [Tanqueray or better prefferred], 25cl of Ginger Ale [Schweppes].

Additions: 1 slice of Lemon, 3 icecubes.

KeppingAPromise
That sounds like one hell of

That sounds like one hell of a drink. Happy to serve yeah!

/me Pours the Indestructible

CTC
DRINKS!

C-can i have an apple juice?

Designated starship pilot. Also medic.

KeppingAPromise
Anything for the designated

Anything for the designated sober person, have as much as you want.

/me Gives him a whole bottle of Apple Juice and a glass

Morgisboard
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There is an empty wall

Let me fix that.

/me hangs up a chalkboard with the HFY Drinking Game and leaves a box of chalks.

Not actually Swedish

CTC
difficulty.

That would incapacitate most people on a regular story and kill anyone on a jenkinverse story. ANYONE.

Designated starship pilot. Also medic.

Ciryandor
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*stumbles in at 11 AM in the morning*

Can I get a KoreaBrew?

[Orange Zest in Caramel Beer with a shot of Soju mixed in]

You know... That guy in Marketing!

Equinox23
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Can I get a scotch and coke.

Can I get a scotch and coke. none of the cheap stuff.


All hail waffle

CreatureCoby
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Pads into the bar

I can has a Coby?

The Puppu

ctwelve
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Wait...

Isn’t that, like, cannibalism?

[RANTING INTENSIFIES]

Dejers
Ooooh, the pub is here too!

Could I get a Dejers? None of those cheap rats either. :D

Dejers hands over a clump of inert Uranium sealed in a forcefield.

OOOOOOOH! I GET A SIGNATURE HERE!? THATS EPIC. :)

Sameno
A man walks into bar.

Orders some pancakes and Guinness.

ctwelve
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An epic tale of the ages

We shall tell it in song and dance?

[RANTING INTENSIFIES]

OperatorIHC
hey, can I get a dirty carburetor over here?

Oh, and something to drink, as well. What kind of shitty ‘Merican beer ya got? PBR? Perfect.

>implying signature

ctwelve
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...

Your preferences disgust me.

[RANTING INTENSIFIES]

OperatorIHC
'Merican cars and 'Merican beer on 'Merica day.

‘nuff said.

>implying signature

Mithre
Rum and Coke, por favor

I’ll hold off on the fancier stuff till later.

Mr_Noh
Probably not as obscure as I think, but...

Gimme a Hell’s Kitchen.

Just another internutter.1


  1. No, that's not a typo.