Cake or Death?

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ctwelve
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Hmm...

Cake seems to be the runaway winner. At this rate I will be running out.

Have you considered all the options death may offer?

[RANTING INTENSIFIES]

Kralizec
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Death does not offer cake.

Death does not offer cake. Nor any other form of confectionery delight.

Thus, I can conclude that cake > death.

[eyes supiciously]

CTC
HOWEVER,

Death may allow younot to notice when a new kardashians thingy pops out of the shed, and I think that more than makes up for the no-cake inconvenience.

Designated starship pilot. Also medic.

ctwelve
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...why.

I feel intrinsically dirty now.

[RANTING INTENSIFIES]

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Cake or death

Assuming the cake is not a lie

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